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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

This is a joke from the communication class...

How to do business with two cows

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

Labels: Corporation joke.

~9:30 AM

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Monday, June 25, 2007

This few days didn't blog haiz...very sian leh...now currently working on sat and sunday but last sat so bad luck got a cut on my middle finger tip...-_-''' I sian diao lor...Haiz...another thing is that yesterday i dunnoe what am i doing...think so blur liao...no mood lor...also dunnoe why...haiz...when i wanna clean the table at the restaurant there de i go into the kitchen a get a pail of water but i dunnoe the pail got whole then i just take the pail of water from the kitchen to the outside then then the water dripped all the way and i didn't notice lor...then Chu Yu Jie tell me le i look back then i laugh all the way and then in realise that all the chef inside also didn't notice then i laugh even harder...lolx...then today also... think i going crazy le...i bo liao go use the computer de language toolbar then the handwriting there and use the mouse to any how draw rubbish then me and chrystal was like nth to do lor...the laugh all the way... haiz...think really need to go check up le...

Labels: Boring

~11:10 PM

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有1无2，

有3没有4，

有东没有西，

猜一个字??

答案是：陈

Labels: 猜猜看^_^v

~11:01 PM

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Paiseh wor cindy...yesterday didn't wch you happy birthday...this few weeks de sat and sunday got work then come home staright away sleep le...so didn't wish you happy birthday but now i wish ou a Happy belated birthday!!!...lolx...next time go out with pey they all and celebrate you all de birthday together...once again paissh wor...SORRY (8_8)...

Labels: Happy Birthday Belated Cindy

~10:08 AM

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Friday, June 22, 2007

今天是六六大顺的吉祥日
陈金春再此诚心的祝愿你：
在家顺
在外顺
心意顺
事业顺
前程顺
现金顺
天天顺
风调雨顺
一辈子一帆风顺

Labels: 顺

~1:43 PM

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我跟你借$50,在跟他借$50，就等于有$100,

拿去买一双鞋$97,找回剩下的$3。

我就把$1还给你,就欠你$49,

再把另$1还给他还给他,也是欠他$49,

还有$1我自己拿了。

我欠你和他的$49加$49等于$98,

在家我手上的$1,就等于$99,

那还有一块呢?

答案:不能这样算!! 6_6哈哈哈哈 :p

Labels: 猜猜看^__^V

~10:52 AM

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

端午节来临，阿真送两粒粽子给英国籍的同事米高，并给他将端午节的由来。第二天，米高碰到阿真，高兴地拉着他的手说：“你昨天讲的故事真动人，你送的中国司也很好吃，只是那片包米饭的蔬菜十在泰英了！”阿珍：“不是吧。。。！你连粽叶都吃？”

~9:11 AM

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

星星闪，心懒懒，今晚可有随处逛。

夜茫茫，风凉凉，今晚睡眠别着凉。

灯迷漫，路清淡，今晚美梦欲罢难。

天暗暗，地暗暗，轻声对你说晚安。

GOOD NITES MY FRIENDS

Labels: good night my friends

~1:58 AM

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Saturday, June 16, 2007

MUAHAHA...today work can say quite ok ba...At first thought die le but end up i very happy la...cuz today didn't get so work up and didn't wanna scold anyone...:-Q...haha...cuz at first my supervisor say that the family sitting at table 3 is those 难伺候 de family but end up is the regular customer ...lol...i also noe he very 难伺候 but if you serve him well he will not complain...-_-^...actually can say i get use to serving him le...when i start working there,he always come to the restaurant and eat with is wife and his son, his son very naughty de but i find it quite ok la...last time de manager 'Marcus' also noe him and he dosen't complain about it cuz when starting i work there everyday look after A section there he always sit there ma...so i noe but actually i find him quite ok not that 难伺候吧！if your service is good he will not complain but compliment de and dun be very zuo zuo can see de like that time Crystal the assist-manager go and compliment tooo much of he child then he complain cuz can see ma which one is sincere and which one is not...so if you do your best you will find that actually his a normal customer and can get along de...like cindy they all they serve him also no problem cuz they noe wat the customer wants and they will put in their effort lol...so mi 2 lol...no prob serving him...
BTW...today really dam "eng" lor..slack from 6pm to 7pm cuz my section there no customer then slack all the way...lolx...LUCKY MI hope tml also the same...MUAHAHA~~>_<~~

Labels: Slacking all the way

~3:01 PM

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结识你们时就和你们的心签了一份契约，要做你们永远的朋友，你们的名字不只储存在我的电脑里，还在我的脑海中，不算长就这一生。。。。。。

Labels: To my 朋友s

~12:39 AM

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This afternoon go find Ah Cai,Qiao Yun and Ah Shan eat lunch and Yum Cha...haha...wat a boring day...work at night then ask me to look after C section...haiz...sian...still say no ppl...got two seven ppl and one ten ppl de lor...serve until siao...but nv lumtong can le...haha...sian...come back home then realise that i long time didn't check my webmail le...then i go open got 102 mails...@_@...sian lor....overload le...then need to delete...then the thing not responding...sian...haiz...hang机...tml and sunday still need to work...but lucky i didn't agree to do high-tea...or else i will rather die or commit suicide...lol...no so serious ba...but will only be tired to death...MUAHAHA...

Labels: Work Work Work

~12:14 AM

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

LOL...today sleep until 12pm then wake up then after that go kbox with Anita, Meiqi,Cindy,Peylih,Wanting and Wantings Cousin...we bought KFC and bring inside lol...sang a lot of songs...haha finally feel like having holiday cuz last week i sick but this week is going to end le meaning going to school reopen le...sian~:-(...yeaterday my sis promise to help me go arcade and get the monkey really got it le yeah...haha so happy sia \(^o^)/...haha...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...monkey...lol

Labels: Kbox

~10:59 PM

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

蔡义多漂亮的夜来香，戴上我美好的祝愿。在清新的晚风中，飘到你的窗前。原它的馨香，永远驻留在你心间。为你解趋紧热的疲惫，迎来快乐的明天！晚安 ^^v

Labels: Goodnight

~8:42 PM

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Haha...today go bugis with my sis bought a eye shadow for $5.00...lol...the monkey cute rite??? From the arcade get de...dunnoe why i like it so much...but it is my sis de...haiz...today eat chicken bologies...yummy...^^v....tml going kbox...lol...$_$going broke again but working on fri sat and sunday think can earn back the money le...lolx...

Labels: KaPo...

~8:14 PM

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

LOL...today go Kinokuniya with Wan Ting...spent over $50 ...broke le...hahaT_T...cuz there is a membership discount 20% off from the first to the 27th $_$...i bought ten comics...then we went back to civic centre the library and read...haha...满载而归...after that go home continue and read those comics...lol...if wanna buy comics must go kinokuniya and buy there much more cheaper then comics connection...thursday still going kbox...lolx...when school reopen i surely broke le...no money$_$...

Labels: Comics...comics...comics

~9:48 PM

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Haha...today didn't work slack at home for the whole day...fianlly R.I.P...lol^(^...yesterday i go work but still no voice so work as pantry...haha...but it ok with me la and I'm happy with it too cuz pantry more fun and less stress...lol...*o*...but when i go there my 老爸 scold me say “生病了还到处乱跑" ...lol...but u find it ok la got ppl 关心我...the 关心 is different ba...how to say...different age group de 关心 is different last few days i go find 老爸 and QiaoYun that time he also buy liang teh for me...so touch...^O^...that time he also say liao if he is married he will ren wo as gan nu er but cuz he is still single go cannot...lol...but its ok haha i still call him as 老爸...lol...if next time got chance go play snooker with him he very good at it wor...that time go play with them wo看呆了！！！lol...of course he win lor...^L^...but i only watch them play lor...cuz i play definitely loose wan...haha noe my limit...lolx...hope that next sat and sunday they dun call me to work will die wan cuz next sunday is fathers day sure got a lot of customers de...lol...上天保佑...

By the way to those to care about me falling sick I'm fine now...yesterday dunnoe wat happen sleep until half way the go vomit...all the things i eat also vomit out le...then today feeling much much more better my voice also come back le think by tml or so will recover le...haha...then can laugh and shout out loud liao...^_<@_@...wait for me sorry if i scare you the past few days cuz no voice cannot talk then no mood...lol...now my voice come back le...没事了...谢谢你们的关心！我好了!...you all also must take care wor dun end up like me will be very painful i miss the fried stuff and chickens cannot eat these food for one week so painful wor...T_T...

~10:06 PM

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Monday, June 4, 2007

Haiz...still sick...very辛苦...yesterday work until half dead...nearly dun have the voice to talk at all...yesterday go drink tea with my假老爸(Ah Cai) he told me a lot of things and like Ah zhong, his hands was hurt while making supper, he accidentally scalled the burning oil on his hand. Tip: if you scalled your hand with oil, DON'T ever rinse is with cold water or put it in ice you will be more painful, instead apply egg white or麻油 is will be much more better and egg white can help to improve your skin texture so that it is not so rough and ugly when your burn is recovering and it will lessen the pain. All I think I can't learn in school ba...but it is definitely very pain as I had tried before not oil but soup although is it less serious then oil but it is still very pain and imagine it is burning oil!! and they say that lucky the oil that scalled him is the second time one...if it is the first time, it will be more worst...haiz...hope he will recover soon...he got five days of MC but Ah Cai they all say after the five days go see doctor again so that he can rest more and recover faster hope that when his skin changes he will not be so pain... Today i did saw him then they were all talikng about applying what when you burn your hand all that but they were using cantonese then I was like some noe some dunnoe but that dunnoe wan it i dun wanna noe de like relationship all that, I find that my colleges they all have very sad relationships it is better not to noe or else you will not trust or have faith in relationship...But as my假老爸 say "不管你再怎么想逃，但是当缘分来到的时候你再怎么逃都没用 "...随缘吧。。。 GET WELL SOON TO MY FRIENDS!!! espically to my colleges.

~10:55 PM

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Sunday, June 3, 2007

OMG...this morning when i wake up i got a serious headache, fever, sore throat and flu...:-~) sian lor...then i eat panadol and go back sleep again but the phone keep ringing t(-_-)t cannot rest properly...then afternoon go out at night work...Cuz today sick so no appetite, my breakfast and lunch was two cha shao bao and drink milk tea at 3plus then skip my dinner and supper...o_O...until now still no appetite...-_-^ like that can slim down liao...haha^o^...sian nor...tml still need to work then next friday saturday and sunday also got work...dunnoe why I'm a big spender spend all the money i earn I'M BROKE LE... :'-):...DIAO-_-'''...must save money le or else when emergcy that time no money le...HAIZ...but hopely i can reject to work on fathers' day...can kill myself man...hate to work during public holidays...~_~...hope that my fever will recover by tml...p(^o^)q...e_e...go to bed le...

~3:01 PM

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Saturday, June 2, 2007

YEAH...tml holiday le...so happy...yesterday is vesak day but i slept almost the whole night...I have nothing to do so i sleep until twelve plus in the afternoon and after i wake up i just watch tv...boring^_<@_@ anyway then i go buy contact lens cuz i'm really frustrated that i cannot see the screen when i'm presenting...so pek cek...the contact lens is coloured de the someone say my eyes very scary...then i thought what if i wear blue or green won't it be more scarier??haha=^.^=...scary better than cannot see -_-^...lolx...but so happy holiday le...can relax at home liao...can become a pig everyday eat then sleep e_e...lolx...but still got work part time la...+___+...think i will just spend the holiday like that...Haiz...

~12:31 AM

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Friday, June 1, 2007

一声佛号传千里，

一盏油灯照十方，

一香花礼敬诸佛，

一品果赞十品德，

一水化甘露法雨，

一心归依佛法僧，

祝你《为塞节快乐》！

~6:46 PM

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